Can I be excited over sparkly glitter Penis key rings??
Ffffttt sod it I am and I don’t care!
You’ll love these - I am 100% positive.
Totally made by myself using holographic mixology glitter, coupled with a keyring and lets admit it, hours of glamourised staring at a tiny penis. Yes I know - the size doesn’t matter with these baby’s! 😜🤪
Launching on the website soon - same as before a random one will be sent and £5 posted (would make a lovely gift for a friend, sister, mum, colleague or neighbour)