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Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain
Naughty keychain

Naughty keychain

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Introducing a naughty new item just in time for the Christmas period. These cute keychains are made from  acrylic rounds with a UV resin glitter layer with some standard derogatory insults on. Perfect for you or your quirky mate who would appreciate being called a cuntchop or twatwaffle.

Finished with a keychain and tassel to add to the already huge bunch of keys you have no idea what any of them do except your car key or house key.

I intend on making these as shown only thing I am going to change is how I do the writing. Previously I was making the letters from vinyl and cutting them out on the cricut but now I’m going to foil them on clear acetate as the foiling process is much nicer and can be seen better. This method is shown on the zero fucks given keyring and crazy cat lady keyring. I have all the coloured foils the original text was made in so it’s not really going to make any difference to your order. 

Price is per 1 keyring, please select which insult you would like from drop down menu. 

Tassel colour may vary depending on what tassels I have available.